Posts Tagged ‘Comedy’

Crazy in Alabama

Jumat, Maret 12th, 2010

Crazy in Alabama
Crazy in Alabama (1999)

IMDB rating: 5.70

Plot: A backwoods Alabama boy named Peejoe -short for Peter Joseph- gets a quick education in grown-up matters like freedom in 1965. The catalyst is an unlikely source - his glamorous, eccentric Aunt Lucille (Melanie Griffith), who escapes from her abusive husband and takes off for Hollywood to pursue her dreams of TV stardom.

Directors: Banderas Antonio

Actors: Morse David,Black Lucas,Meat Loaf,Steiger Rod,Schiff Richard,Beasley John,Wagner Robert,Emmerich Noah,Ben-Victor Paul,Beyer Brad,Drama,Comedy,

Does this dog like cats?
A couple of hours ago I picked up a stray male dog. He looks to be a pit bull/dalmation mix. He is so incredibly sweet and extremely shy. Whenever I raise my hand to pet him or anything he sort of lowers his head so it leads me to believe that he was possibly beaten and mistreated. I live in Alabama and it is so cold here right now and snowing like crazy today so I just couldn’t drive away and leave him. I couldn’t bring him in the house b/c I don’t know how he is with cats and I have a few in the house. So, I put him out in our shed with food, water and a dog house filled with straw to keep him warm. I want to keep him but I can’t if he doesn’t like cats.

Here’s how he acted with our outside cats:
*Really didn’t even pay them any attention when he was in the car and when I took him out to carry him to the shed which has a pen connected in the front
*Also, when I took him out of the car my cat, Mia, was standing probably about 3 feet away from him and didn’t do a thing. He just stood there
*After I closed and locked the pen door I walked away and did some things for about 30 minutes and a couple of the cats walked in front of the pen (he could clearly see them) and he just watched them…didn’t bark, lunge, growl or even seem to care that they were there

I sort of feel like he doesn’t have a problem with cats. What does it sound like to you. Also, he is sick I think because he has thrown up a couple of times and won’t eat the food I put out. Is it possible that he doesn’t like cats but isn’t trying to do anything to them b/c he doesn’t feel good? Or does a dog that doesn’t like cats still try to attack them whether they feel good or not?

What do you guys think?


That’s very nice of you for trying to take care of this dog, but if someone finds out you’re leaving it in a shed, you could go to jail for animal abuse. (They might take it the wrong way.) I think you should bring this dog inside, and keep the cats in a different room if you’re not sure if he’ll like cats… Once the snow storm is gone, take him to the vet. Again, bless you for trying to care for an abandoned Pit, but please don’t leave it in the shed…
Tasha | Jan 07, 2010


See if he likes Mrs. Catz .
Anthony | Jan 07, 2010


He should be Ok with the cats. If not, he will soon get used to them. I would take him to a local vet if I were you though.
Your Answer Hero! | Jan 07, 2010


ya probably. its good that he doesnt growl. it seems like he might be a little scared but he will probably be fine. but if you cant keep him give him to your local shelter.
Kaitlin | Jan 07, 2010

Bucket List, The

Jumat, Maret 12th, 2010

Bucket List, The
Bucket List, The (2007)

IMDB rating: 7.90

Plot: Corprate billionaire Edward Cole and working class mechanic Carter Chambers have nothing in common except for their terminal illnesses. While sharing a hospital room together, they decide to leave it and do all the things they have ever wanted to do before they die according to their bucket list. In the process, both of them heal each other, become unlikely friends, and ultimately find the joy in life.

here

Directors: Reiner Rob

Actors: Nicholson Jack,Freeman Morgan,Hayes Sean,Morrow Rob,Dale Ian Anthony,Freeman Alfonso,Holub Hugh B.,Lund Jordan,Maharajh Frank,Mangum Jonathan,McGonagle Richard,Roullard Ramon,Stapleton Christopher,Vongtama Roy,Adventure,Comedy,Drama,

What would a credit card company do if some one knew that they were going to die but the bank did not know?
that the person was going to die & that person spent all the money on a vacation & doing the things that were on their bucket list & they died before the bill was due what does the bank that lended them all that money do if that person had no possessions ?


In this case there is no recourse….. The creditors only get paid from an estate, if there is no estate then they get screwed

Jon K | Feb 05, 2010

I Love You, Beth Cooper

Jumat, Maret 12th, 2010

I Love You, Beth Cooper
I Love You, Beth Cooper (2009)

IMDB rating: 4.90

Plot: A nerdy valedictorian proclaims his love for the hottest and most popular girl in school

Marley & Me

Rabu, Maret 10th, 2010

Marley & Me
Marley & Me (2008)

IMDB rating: 7.20

Plot: A family learns important life lessons from their adorable, but naughty and neurotic dog.

Directors: Frankel David

Actors: Wilson Owen,Dane Eric,Arkin Alan,Gamble Nathan,Peters Clarke,Jacobsen Finley,Robinson Bryce,Hyland Ben,Hudson Keith,Comedy,

What type of floor is closest to marley?
I am making a little dance studio in my basement and want to know what type of floor is closest to marley and cheaper than marley. It is also on concrete, so what should I put under it so that i do not get shin splints or knee problems?


you should put padding in order to reduce some stress on your tendons and aleviate the possibility of enduring an injury as a result of the tough floor.

Elbow54 | Jun 08, 2008

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Sabtu, Maret 6th, 2010

Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

IMDB rating: 7.90

Plot: Ferris Bueller has played hooky numbers of times, and this time he’s got the entire school and more believing he is on the verge of death. On this special day off, Ferris invites his friend Cameron Fry and girlfriend Sloane Peterson to his day of fun, while taking Cameron’s father’s precious Ferrari for transportation. All the while, the principal Ed Rooney is determined to prove Ferris is faking his illness and Ferris’s agitated sister Jeanie also has a goal to catch Ferris off guard. Ferris enjoys his day with his friends, until the mileage of the Ferrari reads one too many miles driven and Cameron has a blow out.

Directors: Hughes John

Actors: Broderick Matthew,Ruck Alan,Jones Jeffrey,Ward Lyman,Sheen Charlie,Stein Ben,Close Del,Edson Richard,Jenkins Larry Flash,Comedy,

What does this quote mean Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could mi?
"Life moves pretty fast. You don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

Ferris Bueller said this quote in the famous movie Ferris Buellers day off. Can someone give me a detailed description of what it truly means?


Another way of saying that is a much more famous quotation: "Stop once in a while to smell the flowers."

I think they both are saying that we need to learn to slow down, to be aware of what’s going on around us, especially with the people in our life. To be conscious of the beauty that often surrounds us, but we are so busy "being successful" that we forget to enjoy it. Maybe we need to redefine "success" every so often! If we don’t, we will someday realize that we went flying through life, but didn’t live it, didn’t enjoy it, didn’t give anything back, especially to people we love.

barbara v | Jan 17, 2010


it means that if you go through life passing by things and just going through with it then nothing special will happen. you have to make ever decision the best one, and choose them wisely
Fori | Jan 17, 2010


It means that life moves really fast and if you don’t stop to enjoy the little things you could miss them and never see it again. I can definitly relate to this being older and spending a large portion of my life on professional success none on growth in my personal life.
osiris | Jan 18, 2010

Last Supper, The

Sabtu, Februari 27th, 2010

Last Supper, The
Last Supper, The (1995)

IMDB rating: 6.70

Plot: When Pete (Eldard), one of five friends who share an Iowa house, invites Zack (Paxton), a man who gave him a lift home in for supper, the night turns suddenly sour when Zack irrationally attacks Pete, but is killed by the other friends. After this episode, the friends suggest that, having ridden the world of one bad person, they should continue to do the same thing every Sunday night at supper.

Directors: Title Stacy

Actors: Eldard Ron,Penner Jonathan,Vance Courtney B.,Paxton Bill,Perlman Ron,Rosen Dan,Cooper Matt,Durning Charles,Harmon Mark,Segel Gil,Comedy,Drama,Thriller,Crime,

A little humor for women?
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat’s litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad,

breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren’t finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: Lord, I don’t know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife’s being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You’ll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."


HAHA, serves MEN right! =)

HEART ACHE | Feb 05, 2010


OMG! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! This made me laugh like crazy!!!.
Brainz | Feb 05, 2010


lmao and can’t stop!
SweetPoison | Feb 05, 2010


Really good! Thanks.
chulapanda | Feb 05, 2010


BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
borednlazy | Feb 06, 2010


its funny…

:o)
Rose . | Feb 06, 2010

Capers

Sabtu, Februari 27th, 2010

Capers
Capers (2008)

IMDB rating: 8.80

Plot: Three teams of criminals share the same Brooklyn block, but each exists in a separate genre of film. The Amateurs are trapped in a 1970’s anti-hero movie. The Sputniks live in black and white. The Moolies can’t escape their rap video life. But they all share a hatred of Connie, a racist local pawn shop owner and mafia widow. So when Connie has a heart attack, each team decides it’s time to find out what’s inside her legendary safe. Unfortunately they all plan their big score for the same night.

Directors: Kheel Julian M.

Actors: Masterson Danny,Leon,Cecchi Michael,Hova Jonathan,Grant Craig muMs,Cheng Barney,Cox John Henry,Stewart Sherman Daniel,Halsey Brett,Action,Comedy,Crime,

i need a recipe for chicken piccata?
a creamy recipe, with capers ! needs to have capers and shoud be creamy. i found this picture..
http://village-idiots.org/photos/d/703-2 /Banana+Leaf+Cafe+chicken+piccata+2.jpg
..but i dont know the recipe. anyways. i want it to look like the picture


Chicken Piccata

2 cups Chablis wine OR other very dry white wine
1 1/2 tsp. fresh-squeezed lemon juice
1 Tbls. real butter
2 cups heavy whipping cream
2 tsp. fresh minced thyme OR 1 tsp. dried thyme
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. ground black pepper
2 - 2 1/2 lbs. boneless, skinless chicken breasts
2 Tbls. olive oil OR vegetable oil
8 oz. sliced fresh mushrooms
2 lemons

Imagine That

Jumat, Februari 26th, 2010

Imagine That
Imagine That (2009)

IMDB rating: 4.30

Plot: A financial executive who can’t stop his career downspiral is invited into his daughter’s imaginary world, where solutions to his problems await.

Online Movies World

Directors: Kirkpatrick Karey

Actors: Antonacci Michael,Barney Brian,Bernhardt Dane,Christian Barron,Church Thomas Haden,Cox Ronny,Crank Skip,Davis DeRay,Derringer Robb,DeVito John,Faircrest Jonn,Graves Jr. Joseph H.,Graves Joseph,Greeves Adam,Hacker Todd,Comedy,Drama,Fantasy,

how many guys out there wish they made themselves comfortable around girls before high school.?
I’m fucking shy around girls, most girls…..the one im not shy around are the ones that talk to me. the problem is that my first real crush is with a girl I only see once every 2 days during phys ed…yeah im sexually attracted to her as well but not only is she athletic she also is smart, i imagine…..is there anything you can do to be not shy around girls you like……plus there is another factor, I hate my personal image. as a guy who is 6′ 2" im also 250 pounds (maybe higher) and I haven’t got the best grades….even though i do try alot…not at math lol….im not fat

I shine, not burn.
lol ok so im fat, ive got a beer belly and rubber duck arms, ive been working on my weight ok but its straining me because the more i work the less I want to.


you sure you’re not fat? im 6′5 and only 180
John | Feb 04, 2010

Good Dick

Jumat, Februari 19th, 2010

Good Dick
Good Dick (2008)

IMDB rating: 6.40

Plot: A look at the relationship between a lonely introverted girl and a young video store clerk vying for her attention.

i get this movie here Good Dick DivX version

Directors: Palka Marianna

Actors: Ritter Jason,Edelstein Eric,Starr Martin,Webber Mark,Arnold Tom,Durning Charles,Garcia Jesse,Glazer Jeremy,Holt Josh,Stiebel Hunter,Comedy,Drama,Romance,

Boy help need some good advice?
Okay so I’ve known a boy since my 8grade year and we stopped talking my whole 9 grade year cause he got a girlfried I’m in 10 now and this aug he dated a girl fir a
month and the broke up an I started talkin to himagain in December and we hit it off we hung out everyweekend since then til this past weekend we went out then we broke up cause he still like his ex and it hurt me more then anything first heart brake and I want it to be like before when we were friends but it so hard to get him to talk and there other guys that like me but I miss him even thou he’s a dick now I miss him what should I say to
him what should I do to get over him sorry for miss spelled words I’m on iPod


Jesus, just tell the guy you wanna have his babies!
diggn4richez | Feb 07, 2010


well it is ovbious u want to be friends with him. just tell him that. he will understand. plus he is thinking the same thing. u might not think he is. but he is.
Gabriella G | Feb 07, 2010


If he doesn’t like you as much as his ex then thts his loss and you should move on. No guy is worth worrying about if he dumps you for his ex.
Feels good man | Feb 07, 2010


just give yourself time. there is no way to get over someone overnight.but the worst way to deal with it is by jumping into another relationship because you still haven’t gotten over him. been there done that. just take time for yourself and realize what you really want in life and move on even if he does come back leave him alone because he sounds like he’s not ready to be in a relationship
Loiola | Feb 07, 2010

Grease 2

Senin, Februari 15th, 2010

Grease 2
Grease 2 (1982)

IMDB rating: 3.60

Plot: Return to rockin’ Rydell High for a whole new term! It’s 1961, two years after the original Grease gang graduated, and there’s a new crop of seniors - and new members of the coolest cliques on campus, the Pink Ladies and T-Birds. Michael Carrington is the new kid in school - but he’s been branded a brainiac. Can he fix up an old motorcycle, don a leather jacket, avoid a rumble with the leader of the T-Birds, and win the heart of Pink Lady Stephanie Zinone? He’s surely going to try!

Directors: Birch Patricia

Actors: Caulfield Maxwell,Zmed Adrian,Frechette Peter,McDonald Christopher,Green Leif,Caesar Sid,Hunter Tab,Comedy,Drama,Musical,Romance,

Why director Patricia Birch of Grease 2 gave role to Johnny Nogerelli ?
Why director Patricia Birch of Grease 2 gave role to Johnny Nogerelli insted of giving it to Tom Cruise as he auditioned for the same role ?


The actor who plays Nogerelli, Adrian Zmed, is a very talented performer who can act, dance and sing.

My bet is that when Cruise auditioned for the part, he couldn’t sing -___- Honestly, have you heard Tom Cruise apply for movie roles where he sings?
V | Feb 04, 2010


The actor was Adrian Zmed. I suppose it’s because he had the better audition. He is also a very talented singer and dancer. Tom Cruise has none of those attributes.

EMT
emt_me911 | Feb 04, 2010


Nobody would believe Tom Cruise in that role. Adrian Zmed was sexier and more of a bad boy. He was perfect for Johnny.
Jane's New Avatar | Feb 04, 2010