How to Kill Your Neighbor’s Dog - DivX Version (Normal Quality), DVD (Good Quality), PDA Version
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IMDB rating: 7.10 Plot: Shy, chain-smoking, insomniac Peter McGowan is an L.A. playwright with a string of hits that preceded his current ten years of failed productions. His mother-in-law is sinking into senility, a stranger is meandering the neighborhood claiming to be him, neighbors have a new dog that barks all night; his wife wants to have a child, and he does not: he’s become impotent. He’s working on a new play when a single mom moves in next door with her 8-year-old daughter. His wife immediately invites the girl into the McGowan household. Will this child stir Peter’s paternal feelings? Will she also help him get his dialogue right? And what of his doppelganger and the neighbor’s dog? |
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Actors: Branagh Kenneth,Harris Jared,Riegert Peter,Krumholtz David,Schaech Johnathon,Rickaby Brett,Kellock Derek,Comedy,Drama,
Joketime! A light perspective on the economy?
Laughter is something we all need more of!
1.) Chris: Lend me fifty.
Derek: I only have forty.
Chris: Well, then let me have the forty and you can owe me ten.
2.) Employer: We can pay you $300 a week now, and $500 a week in eight months.
Applicant: Fine, I’ll drop by again in eight months.
3.) Dad: My son just received his B.A.
Neighbor: I suppose next he’ll be looking for a Ph.D.
Dad: No, now he’s looking for a J-O-B!
4.) A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
5.) Money talks… it says goodbye.
6.) Employee: I have been here 11 years doing three mens’ work for one man’s pay. Now I would like a raise.
Boss: Well, I can’t give you a raise, but if you’ll tell me who the other two men are, I’ll fire them.
7.) An employee went to the payroll department to complain that his check was $30.00 short. "But our records show that you were overpaid $30.00 last week," said the payroll clerk, "and you didn’t complain." The worker replied, " An occasional mistake I can overlook, but not two in a row."
8.) Two attorneys walked into the office on Monday morning, talking about their weekends."I got a dog for my kids over the weekend," one said. The other lawyer responded, "Good trade."
9.) An applicant was being interviewed by the human resources director. Scanning the resume, the director commented, "I must say… you’ve been fired from every job you’ve held!" "Well, sir, at least I’m not a quitter!" replied the applicant.
10.) People say that hard work never killed anybody. But on the other hand, I’ve never known anyone who rested to death.
11.) "In this job, we need someone who is responsible," said the employer. "Yes sir, I’m your man," answered the jobseeker. "On my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
12.) A banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat. He floundered in the water. His friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted," Can you float alone?" "Well, you would need some sort of collateral," the banker shouted back, "but this is a bad time to discuss business."
13.) One worker to another: "How long have you been working here?" His co-worker: "Since they threatened to fire me."
14.) Interviewer to job applicant: "For a man with no retail experience, you certainly are asking for a high wage." Applicant: "Well, the work will be a lot harder for me since I won’t know what I’m doing."
15.) My company posted a notice next to the timeclock. It said that the company calendar had a typo, and that the union-won holiday wasn’t really a holiday at all. The company blamed the printer for the mistake. The first line of the notice read, "Please Take Notice." So, the guy standing next to me did!
I loved all of them. These were what i call 15 good jokes !!!
pratyay s | Nov 14, 2009
these all were so nice what to say
nancy drew | Nov 14, 2009
lol
thanksSuz
| Nov 14, 2009
Thanks for brightening my day. I hope you don’t mind that I posted this on a classic movie discussion board that I co-moderate. Those jokes were too good not to share.
Margaret | Nov 14, 2009
liked them all
John B | Nov 14, 2009
14s cool!
love your creator | Nov 14, 2009
I really loved 11
Ian B | Nov 14, 2009
Tags: 20002000, Branagh Kenneth, Comedy, Drama, Harris Jared, Kellock Derek, Krumholtz David, Rickaby Brett, Riegert Peter, Schaech Johnathon